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2009 Vintage: The iPhone “Voice Control”

 Why was the boss yelling at his pocket? “CALL BRENDA! NO, NOT BRENDA FROM SALES! BRENDA MY WIFE!”

Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The 2009 “Windows 7 & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@AltaVista_Pro02/10/2003 04:25Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Msdos_Commander10/23/2014 11:31C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@StarWars_Nerd07/27/2010 12:28The farce is strong with this one!
@SoulSeek_Fan08/16/2004 11:07Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan12/01/2014 04:40Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Midi_Background01/03/2005 22:23Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@Prodigy_User_X08/02/2007 14:29Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@Hi5_Pro_User12/22/2000 13:44High five for this joke!
@Clans_Leader_9912/19/2011 14:21Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@Facepalm_Master02/03/2015 05:25I facepalmed and then I laughed.

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