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1998 Legacy: The SkyMall Catalog

 Why did the lady buy a “Garden Yeti”? Because she was bored on a 6-hour flight and the 1998 catalog made a 6-foot statue feel like a “travel essential.”

Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Survival” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Bluetooth_Bot04/24/2011 09:56Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Jesus_Quintana03/16/1998 20:52Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Kill_Bill_Bride11/06/1995 16:56I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
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@Believe_It_Or_N12/27/2011 17:32I choose to believe it’s funny.
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