1998 Archive: The Old Fashioned Update

A guy asks for an Old Fashioned with a “modern twist.” The bartender puts a Furby sticker on the glass.

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@Discman_Skipper09/02/2004 03:32Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam02/09/1998 10:19I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Harry_Potter_Ron10/31/2005 03:43Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Pirate_Bay_9904/14/2001 10:28Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan02/26/1995 05:40Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Rage_Comic_Fan02/20/2002 19:57FFFFFUUUUU-nny!