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1997 Archive: The 1997 Legacy

 What’s the most 1997 thing a lawyer ever did? Paged himself during a deposition just to look “in demand.”

Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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The Cold Heart
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StarWars_Nerd09/10/2002 16:01The farce is strong with this one!
@Baywatch_Runner09/21/2001 19:59Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Abe_Sapien_Fan03/10/2007 04:02I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
@Pretty_In_Pink10/03/2007 02:47Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Austin_Powers_Y04/05/2010 03:40Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@Second_Life_Avy12/12/2003 16:47In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

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