What’s the most 1997 thing a lawyer ever did? Paged himself during a deposition just to look “in demand.”
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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The farce is strong with this one!
Laughing in slow motion right now!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.