1998 Archive: The Cocktail Umbrella

Why did the umbrella close? Because it saw the bill.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Eminem_Fan_0011/09/1998 21:01Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@Res_Dogs_MrPink12/01/1999 14:26I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Pedro_For_Pres02/28/2006 09:20Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Cal_Naughton_Jr11/03/1995 13:26The magic man... is laughing!

@Keyboard_Cat_P09/01/2001 18:23Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@First_World_P11/06/1995 11:49My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.