2011 Archive: The iPad 2
It’s thinner and has a camera. My husband is using it to take photos of his own forehead. He says it’s for “documentation.” Part of… Read More »2011 Archive: The iPad 2
2010 Classic: The Prince of Persia
“I can turn back time with this dagger!” “Great, go back to 7 PM and don’t say ‘that dress makes you look interesting’.” Part of the 55… Read More »2010 Classic: The Prince of Persia
2010 Vintage: The WikiLeaks Scandal
Why were government lawyers busy in 2010? They were trying to figure out if you can sue a “leaked document” for defamation of a secret.… Read More »2010 Vintage: The WikiLeaks Scandal
2009 Vintage: The Ke$ha
A girl brushes her teeth with a bottle of Jack. The bartender says, “That’s unhygienic and a waste of good whiskey.” Part of the 65… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Ke$ha
2009 Classic: Best Contemporary R&B Album
Why Growing Pains by Mary J. Blige? Because Mary J. doesn’t have “pains,” she has “Grammy-winning opportunities.” Part of the 41 Grammy Jokes: The 2009… Read More »2009 Classic: Best Contemporary R&B Album
2008 Archive: The Mad Men
Why did the traveler buy a suit? Because he wanted to pretend he was in the 1960s when flying meant martinis instead of “baggage surcharges.”… Read More »2008 Archive: The Mad Men
2007 Vintage: The Launch of the “Leave Britney Alone!” Video
Why was Chris Crocker crying? Because 2007 was a rough year for the Pop Princess, and the internet learned that sometimes, fans have feelings too.… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Launch of the “Leave Britney Alone!” Video
2007 Vintage: The Zodiac Frustration
Why no ending? For a David Fincher movie so detailed and obsessive that the audience felt like they had personally spent 30 years looking for… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Zodiac Frustration
2006 Classic: The Pessimist
“The light was just a temporary distraction from the void.” Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The Wii-mote Swing archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The Portable GPS
Why did the blonde take her GPS to the bathroom? She didn’t want to get “lost” on the way back to the couch. Part of… Read More »2006 Classic: The Portable GPS