2016 Vintage: The Why Him?
My wife asked me this while looking at our wedding photo. Part of the 57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition archive.… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Why Him?
2015 Vintage: The Periscope Stream
Why was everyone looking down at their phones? Because someone was live-streaming their walk through a grocery store in Berlin and 5,000 people were watching.… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Periscope Stream
2015 Archive: The Bread
I’m “rising” to the challenge of a new workout. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically… Read More »2015 Archive: The Bread
2014 Classic: The Kirk Cameron Sweep
Why did Saving Christmas win 4 Razzies? Because it’s the only movie that manages to be a Christmas special, a lecture, and a cinematic disaster all while… Read More »2014 Classic: The Kirk Cameron Sweep
2014 Classic: The Mouse
I’m “clicking” with the new streaming services. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Classic: The Grocery Scanner Audit
Standing exactly half an inch away from the automated checkout screen to ensure the computer program correctly applied a ten-cent coupon for fiber bran flakes.… Read More »2013 Classic: The Grocery Scanner Audit
2012 Legacy: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, the world is ending! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Dwayne
2012 Classic: The Butter
I’m “spreading” the good news. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Classic: The Ant
I’m “working” on my fallout shelter. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Legacy: The Professional Ego
Why does a lawyer never use “Bing”? Because he refuses to be “helpful” for free. Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri &… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Professional Ego