2020 Archive: The Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
“Very nice! I have a new suit!” “No, Dave. That’s just a hazmat suit you bought on eBay. It doesn’t make you funny, it just makes you… Read More »2020 Archive: The Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
2020 Archive: The “Can You Hear Me?”
Why did the lawyer bill for 15 minutes of silence? He called it “Audio-visual technical synchronization and troubleshooting.” Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Can You Hear Me?”
2018 Vintage: The Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper “Shallow”
Why the “HAAA-AH-AH-AH”? Because A Star Is Born proved that Gaga didn’t need a meat dress or a spaceship to dominate—just a parking lot and… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper “Shallow”
2018 Classic: The Long-Distance Calling Card Relic
Keeping a secret compartment in a leather wallet dedicated entirely to plastic minute cards, even though your cell phone plan has included unlimited nationwide calling… Read More »2018 Classic: The Long-Distance Calling Card Relic
2017 Legacy: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, sticky mass of five individual strawberry-patterned hard candies that melted together three years… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
2017 Vintage: The Salt Bae Motion
Why did the lawyer flip his wrist when filing the brief? He was “seasoning” the lawsuit with just enough “malicious intent” to make it stick.… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Salt Bae Motion
2017 Archive: The “Fine People on Both Sides”
Why was Charlottesville such a 2017 turning point? Because we learned that “Nuance” is a very dangerous word when you’re talking about tiki torches. Part… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Fine People on Both Sides”
2017 Archive: The I, Tonya Nails
Why Margot Robbie? For proving that figure skating is a contact sport and that being a “bad girl” in the 90s required a lot of… Read More »2017 Archive: The I, Tonya Nails
2016 Legacy: The Bread
I’m “rising” early for a raid. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Vintage: The Why Him?
My wife asked me this while looking at our wedding photo. Part of the 57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition archive.… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Why Him?