2017 Vintage: The Salt Bae Motion

Why did the lawyer flip his wrist when filing the brief? He was “seasoning” the lawsuit with just enough “malicious intent” to make it stick.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Keyboard_Warrior02/26/2002 12:07F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Voodoo_3dfx12/30/1996 16:14The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Big_Snatch_Boris03/23/2008 07:23Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Leave_Britney_A04/06/2013 18:28Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Map_Maker_X07/13/2010 00:14The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.