Why Growing Pains by Mary J. Blige? Because Mary J. doesn’t have “pains,” she has “Grammy-winning opportunities.”
Part of the 41 Grammy Jokes: The 2009 “Raising Sand & Revolutionary Coldplay” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Grammy Jokes: The 2017 “Adele’s Heartbreak & Lemonade Justice” Edition
In 2017, the 59th Grammy Awards were a showdown between two of th...read more »
39 Grammy Jokes: The 2015 “Stay With Me & The Beck Surprise” Edition
In 2015, the 57th Grammy Awards were a rollercoaster of British s...read more »
38 Grammy Jokes: The 2003 “Norah Jones & The Great Chill” Edition
In 2003, the 45th Grammy Awards were dominated by a 23-year-old n...read more »
36 Grammy Jokes: The 2018 “24K Magic & The Rap Battle” Edition
In 2018, the 60th Grammy Awards were a masterclass in funk, silk ...read more »
2024 Vintage: Best Country Solo Performance
Why "White Horse"? Because Chris Stapleton wins this award by def...read more »
2025 Classic: Chappell Roan’s Pink Pony
Why was she the star of the night? Because the "Midwest Princess"...read more »
36 Grammy Jokes: The 2005 “Genius Loves Company & Kanye’s Confidence” Edition
In 2005, the 47th Grammy Awards felt like a bridge between the le...read more »
35 Grammy Jokes: The 2001 “Steely Dan’s Heist & Marshall’s Mathers” Edition
In 2001, the 43rd Grammy Awards proved that the Academy still lov...read more »
39 Grammy Jokes: The 2023 “Renaissance, Records & Harry’s House” Edition
In 2023, the 65th Grammy Awards were a masterclass in history-mak...read more »
36 Grammy Jokes: The 2022 “Silk Sonic Sweep & Batiste’s Joy” Edition
In 2022, the 64th Grammy Awards moved to Vegas, and the energy wa...read more »
😜 More from category: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: Best Alternative Performance
Why "Good Luck, Babe!"? Because Chappell Roan made a song so thea...read more »
2025 Vintage: Doechii’s Rap History
Why was her win for Best Rap Album so big? Because she became onl...read more »
2025 Archive: Best Comedy Album
Why Dave Chappelle? Because he’s the only person who can win a Gr...read more »
2025 Classic: Charli XCX’s Brat Era
Why did she win Best Dance/Electronic Album? Because the Grammys ...read more »
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Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
I facepalmed and then I laughed.
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!