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2009 Classic: Best Contemporary R&B Album

Why Growing Pains by Mary J. Blige? Because Mary J. doesn’t have “pains,” she has “Grammy-winning opportunities.”

Part of the 41 Grammy Jokes: The 2009 “Raising Sand & Revolutionary Coldplay” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

35 Grammy Jokes: The 2017 “Adele’s Heartbreak & Lemonade Justice” Edition
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39 Grammy Jokes: The 2015 “Stay With Me & The Beck Surprise” Edition
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38 Grammy Jokes: The 2003 “Norah Jones & The Great Chill” Edition
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36 Grammy Jokes: The 2018 “24K Magic & The Rap Battle” Edition
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36 Grammy Jokes: The 2005 “Genius Loves Company & Kanye’s Confidence” Edition
In 2005, the 47th Grammy Awards felt like a bridge between the le...read more »
35 Grammy Jokes: The 2001 “Steely Dan’s Heist & Marshall’s Mathers” Edition
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39 Grammy Jokes: The 2023 “Renaissance, Records & Harry’s House” Edition
In 2023, the 65th Grammy Awards were a masterclass in history-mak...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Vaporwave_Original08/03/1999 17:22Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Titanic_Survivor05/28/1997 01:33I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@XFiles_Spooky_M07/12/1995 23:53Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Facepalm_Master04/07/2007 19:29I facepalmed and then I laughed.
@Challenge_Acc02/01/2001 18:44Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

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