2020 Classic: The Beard

My husband stopped shaving. He looks like a castaway who found a stash of Doritos.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »

When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

My wife installed a 3D hologram of her mother in the guest room....read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

We saw the first movie written, directed, and acted entirely by ...read more »

What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind b...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid10/30/2004 12:48Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@GameBoy_Color08/05/2009 03:42Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@Net_Neutral_9512/07/2008 02:38This is why we need the internet.

@Backstreet_Fan05/05/1998 07:18I want it that way... the funny way!

@CSS_Master_9903/03/1997 20:50Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Zip_Drive_Owner07/01/2006 10:21Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@Heathers_Winona02/07/2000 11:33Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Dale_Doback_Fan11/24/2013 16:51Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@Metacrawler_X10/04/2013 09:37Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.