2020 Archive: The “Can You Hear Me?”

Why did the lawyer bill for 15 minutes of silence? He called it “Audio-visual technical synchronization and troubleshooting.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Zip_Drive_Owner10/27/2001 13:14Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Web_Master_Flex03/31/1998 16:18I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Java_Applet_User04/20/1998 22:51This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Hide_The_Pain_H09/16/1999 01:41I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@DMOZ_Volunteer07/02/2002 02:33Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Facepalm_Master05/02/2008 12:09I facepalmed and then I laughed.