Why Margot Robbie? For proving that figure skating is a contact sport and that being a “bad girl” in the 90s required a lot of hairspray and a very suspicious husband.
Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2017 “Logan’s Tears, Get Out & The Shape of Water” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Longlegs "Hail Satan"
Why Nicolas Cage? For a performance so weird and high-pitched tha...read more »
2025 Legacy: The John Wick Spinoff (Ballerina)
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37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2021 “Spider-Verse, Sandworms & Family Chains” Edition
In 2021, Hollywood was all about the "Big Screen Comeback" and th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Mortal Kombat 2 Johnny Cage
Why Karl Urban? For proving that even in a world of ninjas and so...read more »
2025 Classic: The Megan 2.0
Why the upgrade? For a sequel that suggested that a killer AI dol...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Civil War "What kind of American?"
Why Jesse Plemons? For a two-minute scene so terrifying that ever...read more »
2023 Classic: The Hunger Games
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2025 Archive: The Insidious
The Further: Why the title? For a franchise that has spent so muc...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wolfman Howl
Why the reboot? For proving that Universal is still trying to mak...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Twisters "Feel It"
Why Glen Powell? For proving that he is the only man in Hollywood...read more »
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In 2019, Hollywood was all about the "Checkmate." It was the year...read more »
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In 2018, Hollywood decided that endings don’t have to be happy—th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Passion of the Christ
Resurrection: Why the wait? For Mel Gibson proving that a sequel ...read more »
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In 2003, Hollywood decided that more is definitely more. It was t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
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Are you ready?! (For this joke).
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
True story! I was there!