I’m “rising” early for a raid.
Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
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My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
But you have heard of this joke!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Very nice! Great success!