Why did the traveler buy a suit? Because he wanted to pretend he was in the 1960s when flying meant martinis instead of “baggage surcharges.”
Part of the 46 Travel Jokes: The 2008 “Checked Bag Fee & Staycation” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
The farce is strong with this one!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
We’re better than you, and we know it!