2005 Archive: The Scared Elephant
Why do elephants never use public phones? They’re afraid of the “trunk” lines. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 “Tube-ular” Edition archive.… Read More »2005 Archive: The Scared Elephant
2004 Legacy: The Donut
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut who? / Donut ask, just let me in! Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Donut
2000 Classic: Cher’s “Believe” Comeback
Why was it a hit? Because Cher proved that if you use enough Auto-Tune, you can live forever and win a Grammy at 53. Part… Read More »2000 Classic: Cher’s “Believe” Comeback
1999 Archive: The Absolut Citron
A guy asks for Absolut Citron. The bartender says, “A zesty way to face the apocalypse.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party… Read More »1999 Archive: The Absolut Citron
1999 Vintage: The Poet
“A shattered orb, a silent room, the glass is cold, the night is gloom.” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Poet
1999 Vintage: The Bobby Hull / Gordie Howe Legend
Why were the old guys still in the news? Because the NHL was busy honoring the past while Gretzky was heading for the exit. Part… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Bobby Hull / Gordie Howe Legend
1999 Classic: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for an amazing century! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »1999 Classic: The Tank
1998 Archive: The Leaf
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf me a message on my pager! Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1998 Archive: The Leaf
1997 Vintage: The “Bridge to the 21st Century” Construction
Why was the bridge delayed in ’97? Because the President realized the 21st century was coming fast, and he still hadn’t figured out the Y2K… Read More »1997 Vintage: The “Bridge to the 21st Century” Construction
1996 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
Why Kathy Baker? For “Picket Fences,” a show that proved small-town life is 90% drama and 10% trying to remember where you parked your cruiser.… Read More »1996 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)