1998 Archive: The Leaf

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf me a message on my pager!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

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@N64_GoldenEye11/07/1996 09:12Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Scream_Fan_9605/21/2000 17:54What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@Winamp_Skin_Maker07/07/2000 07:54Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Backstreet_Fan07/04/2014 18:16I want it that way... the funny way!

@Tyler_Durden_Real07/30/2006 21:56Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Linkin_Park_Fan05/01/2015 10:13In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

@Distracted_Boy03/10/1995 01:28Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Excite_User_9708/28/1996 22:54This site is very exciting!

@Podcast_Listener07/31/1995 18:11I’ll mention this in my next episode!