Why were the old guys still in the news? Because the NHL was busy honoring the past while Gretzky was heading for the exit.
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I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
This is a comment on a funny joke.
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