Why do elephants never use public phones? They’re afraid of the “trunk” lines.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
... (Laughter in silence).
I’m watching you... read this joke!
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!