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“A shattered orb, a silent room, the glass is cold, the night is gloom.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2011, the world was building its own reality. We were obsessiv...read more »

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. Th...read more »

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

In 2008, pop culture went into "serious" mode. Christopher Nolan ...read more »

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@GameBoy_Color08/05/2000 03:05Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@Clueless_Cher06/04/2008 10:18As if! This is too funny.

@Independence_Day08/23/2003 03:28Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@Toy_Story_Woody05/30/2006 00:43There is a joke in my boot!

@Napoleon_Dyna02/17/2002 21:14Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Runescape_Noob02/15/2000 17:46Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

@True_Story_Neil07/02/2005 06:05True story! I was there!