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1999 Classic: The Tank

 Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for an amazing century!

Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ05/19/2015 22:46Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Myspace_Tom12/08/1998 05:22I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Hercules_Xena10/08/2010 21:25By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules09/18/2004 16:25Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Antivirus_Pro01/31/1999 02:19No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Trinity_Matrix05/12/1996 20:08Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Jesus_Quintana08/30/2014 16:48Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Lock_Stock_Two05/30/2000 21:54It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Celebrity_DM02/21/2001 17:30Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@ODP_Editor_9907/03/2015 04:36Approved for the Open Directory Project!

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