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2012 Classic: The Ant

 I’m “working” on my fallout shelter.

Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Keyboard_Warrior11/16/2013 14:07F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Big_Lebowski_Dude07/30/2012 10:14The Dude abides... this joke.
@Jesus_Quintana12/30/2012 17:31Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Sailor_Moon_Cry04/26/2014 09:47In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Reddit_Original04/12/2007 11:58The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Warcraft_Orc10/26/2006 07:05Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Llamas_With_Hats03/05/1998 11:15Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

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