2012 Legacy: The Dwayne

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, the world is ending!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

@Married_With_Kids12/07/2000 16:52Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Sixth_Sense_Cole11/22/1997 02:37I see funny people... everywhere!

@Oracle_Says01/09/2013 03:57I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Big_Lebowski_Dude01/27/2011 23:05The Dude abides... this joke.

@Reservoir_Joe07/04/2006 17:29Professional humor for professional people.

@BackToFuture_M05/19/2008 08:27Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Party_On_Garth05/05/2008 14:22I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Brennan_Huff_X05/05/2009 19:09I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Orkut_Member_9908/03/2011 18:25A fan from Brazil! Great humor!