2011 Legacy: The Professional Ego

Why does a lawyer never use “Bing”? Because he refuses to be “helpful” for free.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »

A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »

"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »

@WebTV_Viewer12/13/1995 23:43Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Melrose_Place_Fan12/14/2015 09:56Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Harry_Potter_Ron05/12/1995 05:10Bloody brilliant, mate!

@SpiderMan_Peter05/26/2013 11:00My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Korn_Follower08/10/2004 10:07Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Badger_Badger_M07/21/2000 00:57Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!