“I can turn back time with this dagger!” “Great, go back to 7 PM and don’t say ‘that dress makes you look interesting’.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2010 “Dream Within A Dream & Insta-Glam” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Hidden Snack Stash
A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Fitness
"I'm doing 'Virtual Reality Boxing'!" "Did you win?" "No, I punc...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch 'Em All & Reality Check” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between the internet and reality finally di...read more »
2025 Classic: The Beyond the Spider-Verse Wait
"I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition
The 1996 Top 10: The “Prime Time & Uncensored” Jokes The ...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition
In 1998, adult humor was purely political and deeply personal. It...read more »
Q: What do you call a...
Q: What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, adult humor was about closing chapters and starting new ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition
In 2020, adult humor moved from the bar to the Zoom Room. If...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The 2025 Smart Home
"My fridge just judged my diet!" "What did it say?" "It locked t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Jurassic World 4
"The dinosaurs are back... again!" "Just like my back pain every...read more »
The OOP Relationship
A developer was explaining to his date why his last relationship ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition
In 2014, adult humor was as cold as a bucket of ice and as thirst...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
As if! This is too funny.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
The farce is strong with this one!
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Very nice! Great success!
The magic man... is laughing!