2006 Classic: The Pessimist

“The light was just a temporary distraction from the void.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2011, the world was building its own reality. We were obsessiv...read more »

How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five hundr...read more »

How many birds does it take to change a light bulb? Toucan.read more »

How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. He...read more »

How many writers does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to...read more »

In 1995, before LED was a household term and when "energy saving"...read more »

How many mice does it take to change a light bulb? Only two, but ...read more »

How many abstract artists does it take to change a light bulb? No...read more »

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

In 2010, the world felt like a dream within a dream. Steve Jobs g...read more »

In 1999, we were all living on the edge of the future. We were pa...read more »

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? None. Cats don...read more »

@ICQ_Flower06/23/2013 09:47The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Napster_Leech11/02/2000 09:30Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Borat_Very_Nice03/19/1999 09:55Very nice! Great success!

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob05/07/2001 05:35The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

@Anonymous_User12/05/2010 18:27We are many. We are laughing.