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2009 Vintage: The Ke$ha

 A girl brushes her teeth with a bottle of Jack. The bartender says, “That’s unhygienic and a waste of good whiskey.”

Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Guy08/01/2014 17:00Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@Pirate_Bay_9912/15/1997 21:23Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@He_Man_Power05/12/1996 15:21I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Breakfast_Club_B12/19/2014 16:10Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Leeroy_Jenkins06/18/2012 22:02At least I have chicken... and this joke!

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