2014 Archive: The Horrible Bosses 2
I told her I’m starting a business. She said, “Start by finishing the ‘business’ of cleaning the garage.” Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Archive: The Horrible Bosses 2
2014 Classic: Best Spoken Word Album
Why America Again by Stephen Colbert? Because he’s Stephen Colbert, and he has a shelf specifically designed for “winning everything.” Part of the 39 Grammy… Read More »2014 Classic: Best Spoken Word Album
2014 Legacy: Landing on a Comet (Rosetta Mission)
Why was it a success? Because humanity landed a probe on a speeding space-rock shaped like a rubber duck, proving we can hit a target… Read More »2014 Legacy: Landing on a Comet (Rosetta Mission)
2014 Classic: The Maleficent Defense
Why did the lawyer represent Maleficent? He argued that a “missing invitation” to a christening was a valid cause for a 100-year sleep curse. Part… Read More »2014 Classic: The Maleficent Defense
2013 Classic: The Flappy Bird Frustration
I just spent four hours trying to fly a pixelated bird through two pipes. I’ve never been so close to throwing my phone into a… Read More »2013 Classic: The Flappy Bird Frustration
2013 Archive: The Virus
I’m “infecting” the web with catchy fox noises. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Classic: The Lab Rat (13 Edition)
Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Social Media” study? Because the lawyers tried to “sue the algorithm” for not showing their invoices to more… Read More »2013 Classic: The Lab Rat (13 Edition)
2012 Archive: The “Joint” Command in Africa (AFRICOM)
Why a new HQ? To prove that we can have a “Global Presence” in a place where we mostly just fly drones and drink expensive… Read More »2012 Archive: The “Joint” Command in Africa (AFRICOM)
2011 Vintage: Adele (21)
Why was everyone in 2011 crying in their cars? Because Adele released an album so powerful that even people who were happily married started missing… Read More »2011 Vintage: Adele (21)
2011 Archive: Planking
Why was everyone lying flat on random objects? Because in 2011, we reached the peak of internet boredom and decided that pretending to be a… Read More »2011 Archive: Planking