2021 Archive: NFTs (Non-Fungible Turkeys)
Why did the “crypto” cousin refuse to share his plate? Because he “minted” his drumstick on the blockchain and told everyone they could only look… Read More »2021 Archive: NFTs (Non-Fungible Turkeys)
2020 Vintage: The 17-Day Vacation
“Remember when we thought this would only last two weeks?” “Yeah, that was 4,000 sourdough loaves ago. I miss people.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Vintage: The 17-Day Vacation
2019 Archive: The Sun
I’m “shining” on the endgame. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: Solo
A Star Wars Story: Why was the smuggler so young? Because we needed to know how he got his name, his gun, and his Wookiee—even… Read More »2018 Legacy: Solo
2018 Classic: The 2018
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2018. / 2018 who? / 2,018 reasons why this year was “perfectly balanced!” Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2018 Classic: The 2018
2018 Vintage: The Password Notebook Crisis
Spending forty-five minutes searching for a tiny, dog-eared paper notepad that contains twenty-four different handwritten, mismatched combinations of letters and numbers required just to turn… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Password Notebook Crisis
2017 Vintage: The 280-Character Tweet
Why did the boss start writing longer rants? Because Twitter gave him double the space to be 100% more confusing. Part of the 78 Office… Read More »2017 Vintage: The 280-Character Tweet
2016 Classic: The Emergency
“Is there a doctor here?” “I’m a YouTube Influencer!” “Great, tell everyone I’m dying so I get more followers.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2016 Classic: The Emergency
2015 Classic: The “Deflategate” Super Bowl
Why was the end of Super Bowl XLIX so confusing? Because the Seahawks were one yard away from victory, but decided to pass instead of… Read More »2015 Classic: The “Deflategate” Super Bowl
2015 Legacy: The Orange
I’m “glad” the future finally arrived. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified