I just heard this one and it’s too good not to share:
To draw the curtains.
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I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Deadly funny! Watch out!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
You must construct additional laughs!
Equality for all jokes!
literally me every single morning. why is this so accurate??
this describes my entire career in 3 sentences. sad but true.
lol, i’ve seen this situation in real life. people are amazing sometimes.
lol, so true! reminds me of that old joke about the blonde and the puzzle.
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio of jokes.