2025 Archive: The Knee
“It hurts when I ‘Bio-Hack’.” “Stop trying to overclock your legs.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition archive.… Read More »2025 Archive: The Knee
2024 Classic: The Grandchild Identity Roulette
Listing the names of three different nieces, an old landlord, and the deceased family cat before successfully identifying the teenager standing right in front of… Read More »2024 Classic: The Grandchild Identity Roulette
2024 Vintage: The “Cowboy Carter” Impact
Why did Beyoncé go country? To prove that she can conquer any genre, while politicians are still struggling to conquer a single swing state. Part… Read More »2024 Vintage: The “Cowboy Carter” Impact
2024 Archive: The 30-Second Rule
Why did no one dare cut off Hiroyuki Sanada? Because in the year 1600, interrupting a Lord meant something far worse than orchestral music. Part… Read More »2024 Archive: The 30-Second Rule
2024 Vintage: The “Brain Rot” Email
“Dear Skibidi Manager, I am writing to increase my aura by requesting a remote day. No cap, the vibes are off. Sigma regards, Intern.” Part… Read More »2024 Vintage: The “Brain Rot” Email
2023 Archive: The AI Voice
Why was the traveler’s phone singing “Drake” songs? Because it was an AI cover and real Drake was nowhere to be found. Part of the… Read More »2023 Archive: The AI Voice
2023 Classic: The “Baby Shark” (Year 6)
(Still the same problem, but now it’s been remixed by an AI into a lo-fi study beat). Part of the 76 Office Groaners: The 2023… Read More »2023 Classic: The “Baby Shark” (Year 6)
2022 Archive: The Retainer Fee
Why did the lawyer call it a “GPT Retainer”? Because he used an AI to write the bill, but charged human prices. Part of the… Read More »2022 Archive: The Retainer Fee
2021 Archive: NFTs (Non-Fungible Turkeys)
Why did the “crypto” cousin refuse to share his plate? Because he “minted” his drumstick on the blockchain and told everyone they could only look… Read More »2021 Archive: NFTs (Non-Fungible Turkeys)
2021 Archive: The Vacuum
She says the Dyson has “more ambition” than I do. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2021 “NFT & Metaverse” Edition archive. Historically Verified