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2002 Vintage: Nelly’s Band-Aid

Why was everyone talking about it? Because in 2002, putting a piece of medical tape on your cheek was considered the height of fashion, and the Grammys were confused if it was a style choice or a shaving accident.

Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2002 “Songs in A Minor & Bluegrass Takeover” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Yahoo_Directory04/23/2011 10:28Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@BBS_Sysop01/14/1999 04:03Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Snake_Game_Pro08/20/2014 22:05I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Gladiator_Proximo08/14/2002 06:46Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Inkjet_Printers10/22/1999 01:02Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Borat_Very_Nice12/16/2008 18:15Very nice! Great success!
@Pwnage_King09/26/2010 22:53Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
@Llamas_With_Hats12/07/2012 12:01Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
@True_Story_Neil03/07/2006 20:39True story! I was there!
@Wall_Post_Hero02/22/2011 17:42Posting this to my own wall right now!

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