2022 Archive: The Retainer Fee

Why did the lawyer call it a “GPT Retainer”? Because he used an AI to write the bill, but charged human prices.

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@Netscape_Ninja04/18/2003 15:22Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Hercules_Xena06/11/2014 21:14By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Cipher_Steak02/02/2006 08:35Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@RoboCop_9003/21/2008 01:57Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Numa_Numa_Guy10/20/2009 08:02Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@Club_Penguin_Kid08/18/2012 01:06Waddle on over and read this!