1997 Classic: The Little Ant
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone? An “independ-ant.” Part of the 54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic” Edition archive.… Read More »1997 Classic: The Little Ant
1996 Vintage: The Soda
I’m a fan of pop music. It’s soda-lightful. Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Classic: The Tomb Raider Break
Why did the architect like Lara Croft? He said he was “studying 3D pyramid structures.” Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition… Read More »1996 Classic: The Tomb Raider Break
1996 Classic: The First Wives Club Revenge
Why Goldie, Bette, and Diane? For proving that the only thing more powerful than a Hollywood studio head is three ex-wives with a grudge and… Read More »1996 Classic: The First Wives Club Revenge
1996 Legacy: The Final 1996 Task
Why did the employee bring a “Scream” mask to work? To show how he felt about the Monday morning staff meeting. Part of the 68… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Final 1996 Task
1996 Archive: The Air Force One Modem Upgrade
Why did they install new modems on the plane in ’96? So the President could check NBA scores faster than the CIA could send reports… Read More »1996 Archive: The Air Force One Modem Upgrade
1995 Archive: The 1995 Final Music Vibe
Why a peak? Because it was the last great year before the internet killed the record store, the year music felt like it was everywhere,… Read More »1995 Archive: The 1995 Final Music Vibe
1995 Vintage: The Hourly Rate
Why did the lawyer bring a blanket to the deposition? He heard the case was going to be “pro-longed” and he wanted to bill for… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Hourly Rate
1995 Archive: The Seinfeld “No Hugging, No Learning” Rule
Why was it a target? Because the show about “nothing” was winning “everything,” proving that the Emmy voters finally understood the genius of a puffy… Read More »1995 Archive: The Seinfeld “No Hugging, No Learning” Rule
1995 Vintage: AOL’s “You’ve Got Mail”
Why was that voice so friendly? Because it was the only friend you had until the internet connection cut out when someone picked up the… Read More »1995 Vintage: AOL’s “You’ve Got Mail”