1996 Archive: The Air Force One Modem Upgrade

Why did they install new modems on the plane in ’96? So the President could check NBA scores faster than the CIA could send reports on Russia.

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@Ace_Ventura_Pet05/21/2011 16:09Alrighty then! Super funny.

@Jesus_Quintana04/13/2014 18:24Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Rick_Roller_0708/24/2005 02:03Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Mobile_Web_0107/16/2007 11:39Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

@Streamer_Pro_9902/14/2006 23:40Thanks for the donation and the joke!