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1995 Vintage: AOL’s “You’ve Got Mail”

Why was that voice so friendly? Because it was the only friend you had until the internet connection cut out when someone picked up the home phone.

Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Vaporwave_Original11/18/1998 16:13Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Firewire_Fan09/08/2011 05:58Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@CompuServe_Classic03/26/1999 14:52Premium humor for premium members.
@Spawn_Camper_J02/07/2012 14:33I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
@Cool_Story_Bro06/05/2002 10:09Actually, it IS a cool story!
@Facepalm_Master07/20/2007 08:26I facepalmed and then I laughed.

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