2003 Legacy: The 2003 Ending
A guy says, “Next year is going to be the year of the social network!” The bartender says, “As long as people still come here… Read More »2003 Legacy: The 2003 Ending
2002 Legacy: The Load
I’m a worker. I’m just “buffering” my feelings. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Vintage: Nelly’s Band-Aid
Why was everyone talking about it? Because in 2002, putting a piece of medical tape on your cheek was considered the height of fashion, and… Read More »2002 Vintage: Nelly’s Band-Aid
2002 Classic: Song of the Year
Why “Fallin’”? Because it’s the only song that can make a heartbreak sound like a 5-star spa treatment. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Classic: Song of the Year
2001 Legacy: Worst Actress
Why Mariah Carey? For proving that high notes are no substitute for high-level acting. Part of the 36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2001 “Glitter, Green… Read More »2001 Legacy: Worst Actress
2001 Legacy: The Evidence
Why did the lawyer bring a broken record to court? To show that the prosecution’s story was “repeating itself.” Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Evidence
2000 Vintage: The Owl
Why did the owl stay home? He didn’t give a “hoot.” Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically Verified
2000 Classic: The Bookmark
Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site. Part of the 50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Classic: The Bookmark
1999 Vintage: The Dial-Up Sound
A guy makes a screeching noise at the bar. The bartender asks, “Are you okay?” The guy says, “I’m just trying to connect to the… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Dial-Up Sound
1999 Classic: The Chatroom Evangelism
The teenage youth leaders attempting to host a Friday night Bible study in an AOL chatroom, only for three members to get kicked offline when… Read More »1999 Classic: The Chatroom Evangelism