2011 Archive: Planking
Why was everyone lying flat on random objects? Because in 2011, we reached the peak of internet boredom and decided that pretending to be a… Read More »2011 Archive: Planking
2011 Archive: The Bit
Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.” Part of the 46 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2011… Read More »2011 Archive: The Bit
2010 Archive: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, sticky mass of five individual strawberry-patterned hard candies that melted together three years… Read More »2010 Archive: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
2010 Archive: The Eminem & Rihanna
“Love the way you lie.” “I’m not lying, I really only had one beer!” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram… Read More »2010 Archive: The Eminem & Rihanna
2009 Vintage: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your charger! Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009 Avatar… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Anita
2009 Archive: The First Dog (Bo)
Why did the Obamas get a Portuguese Water Dog? Because after the 2008 campaign, they needed a friend in Washington who was hypoallergenic and didn’t… Read More »2009 Archive: The First Dog (Bo)
2007 Vintage: The Crysis Game
Why did the traveler’s laptop melt? Because he tried to play the game on “High Settings” while sitting in the airport lounge. Part of the… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Crysis Game
2007 Legacy: Kevin Rudd’s “Ruddmageddon”
Why did Australia elect a Mandarin-speaking nerd? Because after 11 years of John Howard, they wanted a leader who looked like he could fix their… Read More »2007 Legacy: Kevin Rudd’s “Ruddmageddon”
2005 Archive: The Furniture
She told the bookshelf it was “lacking a clear narrative.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Guitar Hero” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2005 Archive: The Furniture
2004 Classic: The John Kerry “Flip-Flop”
Why did John Kerry carry so many shoes in 2004? Because he needed a different pair for every position he took on the Iraq War… Read More »2004 Classic: The John Kerry “Flip-Flop”