2009 Vintage: The Anita

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your charger!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

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@ICQ_Master9910/29/2006 20:46Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Scream_Fan_9611/18/2006 20:23What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@BBS_Sysop08/09/2014 19:05Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Inkjet_Printers03/21/1996 00:51Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular09/19/2000 14:51I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

@Hacktivist_Fan06/09/1995 20:00Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

@Influencer_9907/17/2006 10:27My followers need to see this!