2007 Vintage: The Crysis Game

Why did the traveler’s laptop melt? Because he tried to play the game on “High Settings” while sitting in the airport lounge.

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@Lycos_Dog09/14/2000 19:47Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@ChatRoom_Queen05/21/2013 22:24A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Simpson_Quotes12/06/2012 04:05D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Pirate_Bay_9911/20/1997 07:02Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@StoneCold_31610/05/2007 16:39And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H11/19/2008 05:28Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Y_U_NO_Laugh09/30/2012 18:03Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?