1999 Vintage: The Dial-Up Sound
A guy makes a screeching noise at the bar. The bartender asks, “Are you okay?” The guy says, “I’m just trying to connect to the… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Dial-Up Sound
1998 Archive: The Nurse
“Scale of 1 to 10, how much does it hurt?” “Including the bill?” “No.” “Then a 4.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998… Read More »1998 Archive: The Nurse
1998 Legacy: Godzilla’s Size
Why did Godzilla win Worst Remake or Sequel? Because Roland Emmerich spent $130 million to prove that a giant lizard is only scary until it starts acting… Read More »1998 Legacy: Godzilla’s Size
1998 Vintage: The Spice Girls Snub
Why weren’t they nominated for more? Because the Academy wasn’t ready for “Girl Power” to be more than a catchy slogan, even if every 10-year-old… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Spice Girls Snub
1997 Classic: The New Tech
The doctor used a laser for the first time. He accidentally burned a hole in his tie and charged me for “Experimental Light Therapy.” Part… Read More »1997 Classic: The New Tech
1997 Classic: The Volcano vs. Dante’s Peak
Why were they joked about? For proving that 1997 was the year Hollywood decided that “lava” was a personality trait. Part of the 35 Razzie… Read More »1997 Classic: The Volcano vs. Dante’s Peak
1997 Vintage: The Internet Marriage
“How’s your marriage going?” “It’s like a 1997 web page. Very slow to load and full of annoying pop-up ads for things I can’t afford.”… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Internet Marriage
1997 Classic: The Little Ant
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone? An “independ-ant.” Part of the 54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic” Edition archive.… Read More »1997 Classic: The Little Ant
1997 Archive: The South Park
I tried to explain why a talking piece of poop is funny. My wife just stared at me until I apologized. Part of the 65… Read More »1997 Archive: The South Park
1997 Archive: The Gift
I gave her a gift certificate for a spa. She asked if I was “trying to tell her she looks stressed.” Part of the 68… Read More »1997 Archive: The Gift