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1998 Legacy: Godzilla’s Size

 Why did Godzilla win Worst Remake or Sequel? Because Roland Emmerich spent $130 million to prove that a giant lizard is only scary until it starts acting like a confused iguana in Manhattan.

Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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