Why did the Obamas get a Portuguese Water Dog? Because after the 2008 campaign, they needed a friend in Washington who was hypoallergenic and didn’t have a book deal.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Oops, I laughed again!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
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