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2016 Classic: The Emergency

“Is there a doctor here?” “I’m a YouTube Influencer!” “Great, tell everyone I’m dying so I get more followers.”

Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
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55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition
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64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition
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The Final Checkup
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Scream_Ghostface03/14/1999 11:37Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Green_Day_Fan12/14/2006 02:38Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@White_Goodman_G07/16/2000 14:36We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Leave_Britney_A08/06/2010 12:26Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@Blink_Tag_User07/22/2012 14:26<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@I_See_What_You03/02/1998 05:20I see what you did there. Clever!
@Retweet_King04/05/2013 10:38RT if you think this is funny!

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