“Remember when we thought this would only last two weeks?” “Yeah, that was 4,000 sourdough loaves ago. I miss people.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Beep boop. Humor recognized.