2017 Vintage: The 280-Character Tweet

Why did the boss start writing longer rants? Because Twitter gave him double the space to be 100% more confusing.

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the PalmPilot, the launch of&n...read more »

Currency in the modern office isn’t dollars—it’s chocolate.The mo...read more »

Why did the salesman get a blue circle? To prove he’s a "Verifie...read more »

Why did the manager fire the AI agent? Because it learned too mu...read more »

Why was the designer on medical leave? He has "Prompt Fatigue"—h...read more »

Why was the designer happy? He typed "Make it pop" and the AI ge...read more »

That magical moment when the clock hits 4:59 PM.Nothing motivates...read more »

Why was the accountant laughing? "Tom is back! And he’s the only...read more »

Nothing says "we are a family" like being forced to do trust fall...read more »

Why did the employee get a trophy? For the most hours spent talk...read more »

Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because t...read more »

Welcome to 2004 – the year the office became a hunt for a Gm...read more »

Why did the CFO refuse to transfer the funds? Because the CEO’s ...read more »

Some meetings don’t just end; they just fade into existential dre...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad08/16/2015 05:44Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Dumb_And_Dumber03/03/1996 07:20So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Net_Addict_200011/05/1998 04:57My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Butthead_Uhhh09/26/1999 22:47Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Viewer_Number_106/13/2011 18:26First! And it’s funny!