Why was the smart fence so happy? It had a “great connection” to the gate.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
Waddle on over and read this!