Why a new HQ? To prove that we can have a “Global Presence” in a place where we mostly just fly drones and drink expensive coffee.
Part of the 33 Military Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Budget Cuts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
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