Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Social Media” study? Because the lawyers tried to “sue the algorithm” for not showing their invoices to more people.
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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition
In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »
2025 Classic: The Coffee Price
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2025 Vintage: The SpaceX Colony Law
A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition
In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »
The Legal Fee Paradox
Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hourly Rate
He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Negotiation
A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »
The Honest Lawyer
A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition
In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income Suit
A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »
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The Gavel Bang
The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »
The Shark Protection
Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition
In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »
The Copper Wire
An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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