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2013 Classic: The Flappy Bird Frustration

 I just spent four hours trying to fly a pixelated bird through two pipes. I’ve never been so close to throwing my phone into a brick wall.

Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Vaporwave_Original11/11/2014 00:48Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Nsync_Justin06/25/1996 05:10Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Goosebumps_Kid08/11/2010 19:28Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Chain_Mail_Hater11/22/2012 11:22I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@Map_Maker_X11/25/2008 23:15The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@Railgun_Sniper10/01/1995 11:12I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

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